Archive for December, 2009
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Saboteur.
It’s been a nice year, hasn’t it? We’ve gone skateboarding. We’ve found ourselves a vacation home and a couple sweet rides. We met interesting people, debated hygiene, and enjoyed rare artifacts.
Alas, the demands of life will keep us from updating the blog. We’ll still appear on other Cheezburger Network sites here and there, though [...]
Found by: Lauren on Sarasota Craigslist
Antique wood framed mirror. In very good condition.
A close relative of night photography is twilight photography. Fitting here, as the picture just may have been taken by a vampire.
Be sure to always get the HEATED codpiece.
Found On: Bay Area
“The cushions need to be sewn in a few spots (on the seams) and it isn’t in new or excellent condition (hence it is free) but it sure beats the hard floor!”
Fine, fair enough. Two pieces of furniture not worth the effort of selling, but not ready for the trash. Exactly what [...]
Found On: Bay Area
“The rocking chair and settee are very very old.”
Very, very old. Like, Civil War old. In fact, I’m pretty sure this furniture fought in the Civil War. I don’t know where that hole could have come from other than the Battle of Gettysburg.
Found On: Honolulu Craigslist
Across from Haiku Cannery, Bring muscle and trailer
Struggling to free itself from the tar pit, the mammoth found itself sucked further into the muck. Millenia later, its well-preserved remains are discovered. Bring muscle and trailer. And museum curator.
Found On: Los Angeles Craigslist
Christmas Dancing Elvis. SIngs Blue Christmas and dances
Thankya verruh much, ladies and gentleman. Have a Merruh Christmus. Please don’t put me back in the box o’ decorations tomorruh mornin’. Please?
Found On: Houston Craigslist
By: Preston P
I have a Large pile of Broken Concrete from inside home! Will Help Load!
Look, it’s Christmas Eve, you don’t have any ideas, and the stores are closing early anyway. This is as good as it’s gonna get. Just wrap them up and call them paperweights.
This week, Yahtzee takes a look at Holiday 2009.